Signs Your Congressman is Having an Affair

Signs Your Congressman is Having an Affair

By The Editors Thursday, April 10th, 2014

SEXUAL CONGRESS DEPT.

Louisiana Congressman Vance McAllister is a married father of five who describes himself as a deeply spiritual family man — so it shouldn’t really be a shock that he was caught on tape sucking face with a female staffer. Sure, it’s easy to blame him, but really, WE’RE the ones to blame. After all, the warning signs were there all along and we did nothing to stop it…

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