THIS JEST IN DEPT.
In a world of economic turmoil and social injustice, the big story is the looming clown shortage! As aging clowns go on to that big custard pie in the sky, few are stepping forward to don their purple wigs and bulbous, germ-laden rubber noses. Some say that in a culture awash with Kardashians, clowning is a redundancy. Still, the signs of a crisis are already as loud as a big bicycle horn in our ear!