UNPROTECTED SACKS DEPT.
Noted actor/plagiarist Shia LaBeouf appeared on the red carpet at the Berlin Film Festival Sunday sporting a paper bag over his head with the words “I Am Not Famous Anymore” written on it. We think it’s a great idea! Note to newsmakers: next time you want to hide in plain sight during a bumpy stretch in your career, do what Shia did and bag it! But please — use paper, not plastic!