The World’s Oldest Man: How Does He Do It?

The World’s Oldest Man: How Does He Do It?

By The Editors Monday, August 19th, 2013

THE BRAVE AND THE OLD DEPT.

Although it can’t be verified, Bolivia’s Carmelo Flores Laura is said to be the world’s oldest person — 123 years old! To give you an idea of just how old he is, the reason his age can’t be verified is that he was born BEFORE HIS COUNTRY STARTED ISSUING BIRTH CERTIFICATES! Does he predate paper? Maybe. But if you’re like us (and probably won’t live to see your mid-40s) you’re mostly wondering…

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