Hasbro announced that they would be retiring one of the classic Monopoly game pieces and replacing it with a brand new one! (Your days are numbered, Iron!) Fans will get to vote on which piece gets the heave-ho, and on which new one should replace it — either a cat, a robot, a helicopter, a diamond ring or a guitar. But those choices are about as fun as playing Monopoly without cheating! If you ask us, Hasbro missed the chance to introduce a token that represents REAL American life and culture! Thankfully, MAD is here to pick up the slack (and skim a few extra hundreds whenever we’re the banker). So we’re proud to offer our OWN, superior game piece options!