New Monopoly Pieces for Modern America

New Monopoly Pieces for Modern America

By The Editors Thursday, January 10th, 2013

Hasbro announced that they would be retiring one of the classic Monopoly game pieces and replacing it with a brand new one! (Your days are numbered, Iron!) Fans will get to vote on which piece gets the heave-ho, and on which new one should replace it — either a cat, a robot, a helicopter, a diamond ring or a guitar. But those choices are about as fun as playing Monopoly without cheating! If you ask us, Hasbro missed the chance to introduce a token that represents REAL American life and culture! Thankfully, MAD is here to pick up the slack (and skim a few extra hundreds whenever we’re the banker). So we’re proud to offer our OWN, superior game piece options!

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