Exposed! Tom Cruise’s Prospective Wife Questionnaire

Exposed! Tom Cruise’s Prospective Wife Questionnaire

By The Editors Wednesday, September 5th, 2012

The newest issue of Vanity Fair contains an article about Scientology, alleging that the Church held auditions in 2004 to find a wife for Tom Cruise. And with Tommy Boy single again, that means there’s a new opening! Since we would never stand in the way of love (or, for that matter, downwind of it), we’re happy to present another journalistic exclusive.

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