Did you hear the big news?!? No, not about Paul Ryan. Or the Mars expedition. Syria? What’s that? We’re talking about the fact that Miley Cyrus got a haircut!!! You read right — her hair used to look one way…but now it looks different! We know that’s more than enough information to completely fry your brains — but we dug deeper to find out even MORE about this, the biggest news event of the year! So brace yourself for these…