We've now offered Idiotical readers two opportunities to figure out what will be on our next cover. We have provided cropped images. We have provided hints. But still, the answer eludes you! Let's review:
• The cover features a hand holding something metal, as seen here.
• There's an eyebrow on this cover. (Actually: several eyebrows.) And some sweat. (Take a look.)
• The person (or persons) represented is NOT Hillary Clinton, J. Edgar DiCaprio or Lindsay Lohan. (Nor is it any of your other knuckleheaded guesses.)