Just got a new Kindle Fire and looking for something to download? Forget that biography about Lincoln (SPOILER ALERT: He dies!) And you don't need that one about the kid who meets Jesus while having his appendix out. (Yeah, okay. Years ago, we met St. Patrick while having our tonsils out but never wrote a book about it. We just thought it was a bad reaction to the ether.)

No, what you want to download is the first of what promises to be many MAD books available in digital format:

Click each book's cover to buy it from the Kindle store! Hurry, before they’re sold...wait, that old line doesn’t work in the digital age. Hurry just because, okay?