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Michael Bay’s Weekend Plans
Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:32pm
• Choreograph a fight scene for the next
movie by watching two aluminum cans in a blender.
• Complain to the neighborhood kids about setting off 4th of July fireworks. Damn those loud explosions!
• Wrestle with transforming the sofa bed back into a sofa.
• Have Megan Fox wash his Ferrari. She needs the money.
• Start bidding war between Pennzoil and Quaker State over product placement in
Transformers 4, Dawn of the Dusk
• Schedule an appointment with his doctor (the Chesapeake isn’t the only Bay with crabs).
(with a little messing around by the MAD Art Department)
Evan Dorkin and Sarah Dyer Celebrate Spy vs. Spy’s 50th Anniversary
Happy 4th of July from The Idiotical!
Dark of the Moon