“Amazing! Seeing Tobey Maguire working the coat check in the lobby was worth the ticket price alone!”
“Stan Lee’s misguided cameo as a tap dancing street vendor grinds the second act to a halt.”
“Though technically not part of the production, Julie Taymor throwing fruit at the stage was a highlight of the show, and they should probably keep it.”
“Free hard hats for everyone in the first six rows of the orchestra was a nice touch.”
“Surprisingly, it’s only the fourth most pretentious thing Bono has done this year.”
“Call it The Book of Moron.”
“This terrible production doesn’t bode well for the creator’s next announced project, Sub-Mariner: Drain Out the Water."
Artist: Ward Sutton