What if Kanye West, Tim Tebow, Paula Deen, George Zimmerman, or Punxsutawney Phil Ran for President?
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Celebrity Snaps: KISS
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Thanks to MAD reader Steven Ferrara for the snap!
Ozzie Guillen's Despot Dream Team
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Miami Marlins coach Ozzie Guillen was suspended for five games after stating that he “loved” and “respected” longtime Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. Last time we checked, the constitution protected free speech — even free stupid speech. (Thank god, or we would have been out of business years ago!) But the ever vigilant Political Correctness Police quickly stoked the issue and now there are calls everywhere for Ozzie’s head. As champions of free speech, we deplore this over-reaction. But as comedy whores, we jump on the Dump Ozzie Bandwagon and proudly present …
Surprising Discoveries Made at the White House Easter Egg Roll
THE YOLK'S ON THEM DEPT.
Today the White House hosted its annual Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn. We weren’t invited (thanks to an incident last year involving lawn darts and David Axelrod — who’s recovering nicely, we’re happy to report) but many children were. And plenty of unlucky kids rolled their eggs off course into the treacherous fringes of the lawn — where they made some pretty startling discoveries.
R.I.P. Mike Wallace, Journalist
CLASSIC MAD DEPT.
From "The MAD Nasty File Volume III", MAD #282, October 1988
Writer: Tom Koch
Artist: Gerry Gersten
From "Six Minutes Looks At...Smoking, MAD #292, January 1990
Writer: Lou Silverstone
Artist: Angelo Torres
The MAD Strip Club – Good Enough: Message in a Bottle
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Today's comic is by Peet Tamburino!
From MAD #506, December 2010
To read more of The MAD Strip Club, click here!
Merry Easter from The Idiotical!
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Cover Artist: Richard Williams
Happy Passover from The Idiotical!
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Click here to read the top half at a larger size, then click here to read the bottom!
Writer: Jonathan Bresman
Artist: Mort Drucker
From MAD #325
MAD #515 Cover Debuted on Newsarama
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Earlier today, our friends at Newsarama debuted the cover for MAD #515 ("The 50 Worst Things About America"), as well as an article from the same issue called "A Bucket List for Underachievers". Click here to check 'em both out!
Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Bucket List Writer: Scott Maiko
Bucket List Artist: Drew Friedman
Other Misconceptions Reinforced in the Mary J. Blige Burger King Commercial
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A controversy has erupted over the new Burger King ad featuring Mary J. Blige. Critics say it plays to the stereotype that African Americans like chicken. After careful review of the ad, we’ve discovered that the chicken stereotype is the least of the commercial’s problems.
Why Rick Santorum Stays In The Presidential Race
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Despite losing three more primaries on Tuesday and trailing far behind His Mittness in the delegate count, Rick Santorum has vowed to remain in the race for the GOP presidential nomination. Is he a delusional douche, or a sanctimonious hypocrite? Either way, here are some of the reasons…
Celebrity Snaps: Keith Olbermann
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Keith Olbermann poses with MAD, and suddenly his recent job troubles are cast in a whole new light.
Photo: Vic Arkoff