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Elite Press Attacks Newt Gingrich

Fresh on the heels of last night’s CNN debate, where moderator John King asked Newt Gingrich about allegations that he wanted an open marriage, and Gingrich responded with a blistering charge that the liberal media was attacking him while protecting Obama, this explosive newspaper appeared on newsstands this morning. We always thought the former House Speaker was an egotistical, paranoid blowhard. And after reading this, we’re more convinced than ever.

A Classic Tolstoy Novel Updated

Recently video was (ahem) leaked of four Marines urinating on the corpses of Taliban fighters. (And they said waterboarding was bad!) Having never been on the battlefield, we’ll reserve final comment. But on the surface it certainly looks as if the Marines were “going” down the wrong path with this. In a related development, there are unconfirmed rumors that two of the Marines have just signed deals to act as spokesmen for Flomax.

Spy Vs. Spy Custom Toy Project: "Weird Al" Yankovic

We cannot stop celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Spy vs. Spy. We simply CANNOT! And — damnit! — when you have amazing custom toys like this, why would you want to?!? Today’s stupidly-fantastic contribution is from the great one himself — “Weird Al” Yankovic! Be sure to check back next Friday to see another outstanding Spy toy! (We can’t stop! CAN’T! AARRRGGGH!)

Click here to see all of the other custom Spies!

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