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Another One Bites the Dust — Sarah Palin Won’t Run for President

Reality television star and Fox News tool Sarah Palin announced yesterday that she won’t run for the Presidency in 2012, joining a long list of Republicans including Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Mitch Daniels and Jeb Bush who have passed up a chance to preside over the decline of this once great nation. God Bless America!

Spy Vs. Spy Halloween Costumes On Sale!

Every single Halloween it’s the same problem. You end up completely paralyzed when it comes time to pick out a costume. There are just too many options to choose from. And let’s face it, you can’t go as a slutty French maid again — everyone was VERY clear about that! Thankfully, elope.com has come to the rescue with these amazing black and white Spy vs. Spy costumes, available now!

Unearthed: Original Antonio Prohias Sketch for MAD #109!

In our ongoing effort to clean out the MAD stockroom, look what we found — the original Antonio Prohias sketch for the cover of MAD #109, March 1967! It's never been seen anywhere by anyone other than the old MAD staff at the time: Al Feldstein, Nick Meglin, Jerry DeFuccio, John Putnam and Lenny "The Beard" Brenner. 

The excavation continues. Check back again for more lost MAD memorabilia!

And Now a Few Minutes with Andy Rooney about the iPhone 5

At my retirement party my co-workers gave me a new iPhone.

What does the “I” in “iPhone” stand for anyway? Why does everything need a pronoun in front of it? There’s the iPhone. There’s YouTube. There’s Wii Bowling. And of course there’s she-males. But that’s just at one bar I sometimes go to with Mike Wallace.

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