After going 1-18 in June (and the month ain’t over yet!) Florida Marlins' manager Edwin Rodriguez decided to quit before the team had a chance to fire him. In a bold move, the Marlins immediately hired Jack McKeon as interim manager. We have nothing against McKeon, but HE’S 80 FRICKIN’ YEARS OLD!!!! Wasn’t there some fresh-faced 65-year old in their farm system that they wanted to give a shot to?!? The Marlins will learn the error of their ways fast enough as they check off this starting lineup of…

SIGNS THE BASEBALL MANAGER YOU’VE HIRED IS TOO OLD

…He frequently leaves day games by the 6th inning so he can make the Early Bird Specials

…He uses a walker on trips to the mound.

…After being ejected from a game, he flings his teeth at the umpire.

…His bobble head doesn’t bobble as much as his actual head.

…While everyone else is stretching, he takes a 7th inning nap.

…When his team wins the division, he douses players in the locker room with Metamucil.

…He remembers playing with Babe Ruth — in little league.

If you’re too cheap to buy a ticket to the Green Lantern movie opening today, here’s a sneak peek at the first two pages of our Green Lantern satire from MAD #510. We’re just praying you’re not too cheap to go out and buy the issue!

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So, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and his 25-year old fiancé Crystal Harris broke off their engagement, but not for the reason you might think. Hef was able to get down the aisle without a walker! Why did they not go through with the nuptials? We have some theories…

• Hef’s intravenous Cialis drip just wasn't working anymore.

• Crystal didn't want Hef's great-granddaughter to be one of the bridesmaids.

• Hef had a sneaking suspicion that she was only in it for the money.

• Every time Crystal looked at the "something blue..." she got sick to her stomach.

• Horrible infestation of possums at the Playboy Mansion.

• Hef insisted their Bridal Registry be at Beverly Hills Medical and Surgical Supply Warehouse.

• She hoped they would tour the continents on their honeymoon — Hef hoped he wouldn’t be incontinent on their honeymoon.

• Turns out Hef's gay.

Lying, cheating man-whore and former Presidential candidate John Edwards recently had his mug shot taken. But MAD has uncovered that what authorities released was a cropped version of the photo.

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“Amazing! Seeing Tobey Maguire working the coat check in the lobby was worth the ticket price alone!”

“Stan Lee’s misguided cameo as a tap dancing street vendor grinds the second act to a halt.”

“Though technically not part of the production, Julie Taymor throwing fruit at the stage was a highlight of the show, and they should probably keep it.”

“Free hard hats for everyone in the first six rows of the orchestra was a nice touch.”

“Surprisingly, it’s only the fourth most pretentious thing Bono has done this year.”

“Call it The Book of Moron.”

“This terrible production doesn’t bode well for the creator’s next announced project, Sub-Mariner: Drain Out the Water."

Artist: Ward Sutton